Cadence is our little clown. She tries to get a laugh out of everyone she meets. Her current favorite joke is:
Knock-knock!
Who’s There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupti-MOOOOOOOOOO!
She also uses interrupting chicken and interrupting sheep.
If she’s pressed for time, though, like with our sweet crossing guard, she usually just yells movie lines, such as “WATCH OUT FOR MY BUTT!” or “PURPLE UNDERPANTS!”
In her defense, those are pretty funny lines from Frozen and Word World, but without any context it leaves most strangers wondering if she has Tourette’s.
We’re trying to add a few more jokes to her repertoire. Here are some fabulous kid-tested jokes, just in case you also need to expand your three-year-old’s comedy routine 😉
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the MOOOvie theater.
What does a robot frog say?
Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
Where do sheep get their wool cut?
At the BAAAbars!
Where do library books like to sleep?
Under their covers!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Do your kids like to tell jokes? What are some of their favorites? Hope you enjoyed some chuckles!!
Easy, fast & fun
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